It's Called a Courtesy Bus
At Mom’s senior park there is a 24-seat courtesy bus. It takes us wherever we need to go on weekdays: doctors, markets, hair...
O Holy Night
I was asked to be St. Joseph in the annual Christmas parade down Main Street. I was 13. The beard hooked over my ears and I froze as I...
It's Just Like Being a Rockette
On the tennis court at Mom’s senior community I was asked if I’d like to do a line dance at the Christmas party dinner in the clubhouse. ...
The Gym Teacher Hated Me - from #SchoolDaze
I’m Pretty Sure it Was My Sense of Fashion This particular Thursday I ‘forgot’ to bring my gym clothes to school. Woulda been perfect...
I'm Still Embarrassed by this SNL experience
Once when I was an extra on SNL I was asked to be the dead body laying inside a chalk outline in one sketch. So during the skit, as I’m...
I Found Myself Playing Bi-Curious Tennis
I play tennis with this firefighter from Yonkers who mentions his age a lot. And he usually mentions it as he’s taking off his shirt. ...
Wait...I Thought You Were Bisexual
When I taught ESL in a college in Japan, I worked with a handsome Japanese professor who really surprised me at lunch one day. He smiled...
Harvey Put Your Clothes Back On
I don't fully understand why or how this happened. But I wrote a song about Harvey Wallbanger. I never write songs or poems, so this...
The Jump
Last summer my agent sent me an audition request email. It was for a SAG principal role in an upcoming Netflix film called “Players”. I...
You are more than your job
With everyone sitting at home day after day it occurred to me that some people may be feeling what I was feeling a few years ago when I...
